粤语笑话大全（粤语笑话段子粤语笑话四则：你爱我像谁)
粤语笑话四则
1、
男仔问：“你可唔可以话俾我知，你究竟钟意我D乜嘢呢？”
A boy asked, "Can you tell me what you love about me?"
女仔答：“我中意你凡事都认真。当大家都习惯讲「你中意我D咩」嘅时候，你会好认真咁讲「你钟意我D乜嘢」。咁你又可唔可以话我知，你中意我D咩呢？”
The girl replied, "I like your attention to detail. For example: People are used to asking: Why do you love me? Youre used to asking: what do you love about me? So,can you tell me: why do you love me?"
男仔答：“我钟意你凡事追求简单。正因为你有哩种习惯，我嘅认真先会显得有价值。”
The boy replied, "I like your attention to singularities (simple) so that my details are valuable to you."
普通话版：
男孩问：“你究竟喜欢我身上的哪一点呢？”
女孩答：“我喜欢你凡事专注细节。例如大家都习惯问：你喜欢我什么？你则习惯问：你喜欢我身上的哪一点。那么，你能否告诉我：你喜欢我什么呢？”
男孩答：“我喜欢你凡事追求简洁，这样，我的认真在你面前才会显得有价值。”
2、
男仔问：“哩碟黯然销魂饭，系我亲手为你炒嘅。可唔可以食出有D咩特别呢？”
A boy asked, "This is the egg fried rice I cooked for you. Can you tell the difference?"
女仔答：“好似冇乜特别。”男仔话：“炒蛋用嘅薄荷，係我亲手种嘅。我每日都会带住对你嘅思念，为薄荷淋水。”
The girl said, "There seems to be no difference." The boy said, "I planted the mint for scrambled eggs myself. I miss you and watering it every day..."
?善于发现表象相似嘅事物背后嘅唔同源头，就能增加情趣。
? Be good at distinguishing the different sources behind similar things, can we increase interest and wisdom.
普通话版：
男孩问：“这是我亲手为你做的蛋炒饭，你能吃出有什么区别吗？”
女孩说：“好像没啥不同。”男孩说：“炒蛋用的薄荷是我亲手种的，我每天带着对你的思念，来为薄荷浇水……”
?善于分辨表象相似的事物背后的不同源头，就能增加智慧。
3、
女仔问：“我屋企只猫大肚，你识唔识点帮只猫接生？”
A girl asked, "My cat is in labor. Do you know how to accouche? Come and help!"
男仔话：“粤语有一句话叫做「阿茂整饼，冇嗰样整嗰样」。猫原本习惯自己揾个地方匿埋嚟生仔嘅，你为佢接生，仲反而增加风险啦。”
The boy said, "Theres a saying in Cantonese, Ah MAO makes cakes, do something no one has done before. Cats are used to find a quiet place to hide and give birth by nature. Dont you increase the risk by deliberately accouche？"
女仔话：“咁我第日生仔嗰阵，你系咪打算揾个地方匿埋，就唔理我呢？”
The girl got angry and said, "So when I give birth, are you going to find a quiet place to hide and ignore me? !”
普通话：
女孩问：“我家的猫临盆了，你懂得为猫接生吗？赶紧来帮忙吧！”
男孩说：“粤语中有句话叫「阿茂整饼，冇嗰样整嗰样」。猫的天性是喜欢找个地方躲起来，安静地分娩。你故意去动它，岂不增大风险？”
女孩生气地说：“那我今后生孩子时，你是不是也打算找个安静的地方躲起来，不理我呢？！”
4、福祸相生：
朋友话：“我养咗只孔雀。因为要出国，只能喺网上低价放卖，希望搵到人照顾好佢。
The friend said, "I have a peacock. One day, I had to go abroad and couldnt take care of it, so I sold it online at a low price. I wish to find someone to take care of it.
搵到买家之后，我第日就忍唔住问佢：只雀宜家点啊，听唔听话呢？结果卖家答：一D都唔好食，唔值哩个价！”
When I found a buyer, the next day I couldnt wait to ask: How did it do? Still good? To which the buyer replied: its not worth the price, it tastes terrible."
?善于分辨相同动作背后嘅不同动机，就能避免误会。
? Be good at distinguishing the different motivations behind the same action, can we avoid misunderstandings.
普通话版：
朋友说：“我养了一只孔雀。有一天要出差了，没法照顾它，于是以很低的价格在网上出售。希望能找一个人照顾它。
找到买家后，第二天我就迫不及待地问：它表现如何了？听话吗？结果买家答：一点都不好吃，不值这个价！”
?擅于分辨相同动作背后的不同动机，就能避免误会（趋吉避凶）。
————标题：
《奇点思维：?星爆艺术》
1、你爱我像谁；
2、黯然销魂饭；
3、阿茂整饼；
4、福祸相生；